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When Zeus's entire story was perfectly condensed.
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When we knew who the real villain was.
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When Hercules could have been a very different movie.
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When he mixed up his conjunctions.
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When Hera didn't appreciate her husband's humour.
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When Greek mythology was basically reality TV.
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When everything would have been fine if he'd just stayed home.
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When his former flings showed up again.
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When he didn't prove his mother wrong.
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When Zeus was accurately described with a single song title.
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When just his arrival signaled that things were about to get crazy.
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When you really, really don't want to do that.
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When he had questionable standards.
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When his family was sick of his shit.
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When Zeus honestly never thought they'd all be in the same room together.
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And when this was really all you needed to know about Zeus.
