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When we worry we're not polite enough.
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When someone else is polite before we get the chance to be.
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When you have a slight mishap with the scissors.
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When our wildlife was a little too friendly.
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And when we just wanted some nice Halloween decorations.
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When we literally have to change our regular routes...
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...And just accept we're going to have to walk a bit farther.
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When Canada Post actually has a pretty good excuse for not delivering.
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When the mail does arrive, but you can't get to it.
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When our politeness actually becomes inconvenient.
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When our personal taste battles with our Canadian loyalty.
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When we just wanted to get some nice things.
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When it's literally warmer on Mars.
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When you need to get to work.
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When you want to cross the street in February.
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When it's kind of spring but also not spring at all.
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When you just want to get away for the long weekend.
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When you know autocorrect is going to mess up your texts no matter what you do.
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When the exchange rate actually makes you want to cry.
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When our actual currency looks so ridiculous that outsiders don't recognize the fakes.
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And when we're so proudly Canadian that it's insanely easy for our foreign friends to tease us.
