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1. A pair of ultra-comfortable cuffed sweatpants designed with an elastic waist, pockets, and a stretchy material — you will literally live in these.
2. A pack of disposable Houseplant Sticky Stakes that'll attract and trap whiteflies, fungus gnats, blackflies, thrips, fruit flies, midges, and other flying insects without using any pesticides.
3. A genius pack of graphite pencils you can plant!! The bottom (where the eraser would be) is filled with seeds, just use the pencils up until they're too short and then plant them for a gorgeous (and maybe yummy) green treat.
4. A tube of Wrinkle Paste — an anti-bacterial formula you can use to protect your doggie's wrinkles, remove tear stains, and help eliminate any stinkiness.
5. A pack of adhesive cable clips that'll finally detangle all your cords and have them easily accesible.
6. A delightfully sarcastic colouring book filled with so many punny and snarky doodles for you fill in.
7. A tie-waist batwing sweater dress, because once those temps drop you're gonna be so happy you have this in your fashion arsenal.
8. An adorable anglerfish mug that'll light up your life every morning when you need to drown yourself in caffeine.
9. A clear bubble umbrella for all those fall thunderstorms.
10. A pocket-sized drawing journal filled with 642 prompts to help bring out your inner artist.
11. A pair of ultra-plush and fluffy slippers to keep you looking glam and feeling cozy while you run around your house.
12. A collapsible silicone strainer perfect for those us who are short on space but big on pasta making (and draining).
13. A super cozy oversized sweater that's just the piece you want on a chilly laid back day.
14. A pack of DenTek slim brushes to get your lunch out of your teeth and make it okay to smile again.
15. A bottle of Not Your Mother's In A Heart Beat Blow Dry Accelerator designed to help you fight humidity, get rid of frizz, and cut your blow-dry time.
16. A magnificent little massage reference guide that'll have you mastering the basics of back, hand, and body massage.
17. A silicone drain protector designed to work with both pop-up and regular drains, plus it helps catch every last hair that would normally clog up your shower.
18. And an adorable embroidered hoodie that's all ears and ready to cuddle you.
My reaction when anyone asks me if I'm sure I wanna buy all these things right now.
