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Which TV Dad Should You Sleep With?
Adam's a little dorky, a little out of touch, but the important thing is that he CARES. When you two bone, he'll put the spotlight on you, making sure you have the best time possible. He might even dance for you.
Bob may spend most of his time in the kitchen, but he knows when to really let loose and get the sexy-times going. And when you two are done, he'll make you a delicious burger!
Carl is a little high-strung, and easily distracted and stressed out (especially by annoying neighbours). But if you two can find a few moments alone, he'll make you feel like the only person in the world. And maybe he'll even use his handcuffs.
Christopher is here for a good time, not a long time. He'll sweep into your life, give you a night or two of passion, and then leave again to chase business success. But he'll always call eventually.
The thing about Coach Taylor? He is in charge. He'll respect you and love you, but there will never be any question of who's calling the shots in the bedroom, which is just how you like it.
Dan's kind of a sleazeball, but isn't that kind of hot every once in a while? Just have hot, dirty hate-sex with this vile human being, then go back to your regular life. You'll definitely want to shower afterwards.
Dre is a loyal, caring man who will impart a few important lessons to you (in bed). Don't be fooled by his sometimes serious demeanor, though; he knows how to let loose.
Hal is full of hidden talents and desires that he can't wait to show the right person (i.e. you). In fact, he's probably got a few moves that you've never seen before.
John's a rugged, damaged man who needs a good night o' lovin' to take his mind off of his troubles. Sure, he's got a few demons, but that's nothing you can't handle.
Keith is an affable, likable guy who can adapt to any situation, no matter how dark and dirty. Things might get a little dangerous, but he'll be right there to help you through.
Louis might be a little naive, but he's open to learning new things and wants you to be the one to teach him. He'll do anything to make sure you have a happy ending.
Loyal, determined, and insanely built for a dad, Jack is basically the ultimate TV dad to bone. He'll surprise you naked and enjoy whatever sexy dance you do for him, no matter your size.
Mitch is open to bringing other people into the boudoir (score!), but he'll make sure you're the primary focus. He'll lick you like an ice cream cone he dropped on the floor of a car.
Serious, strong-willed, and determined, Randall will bring all of his knowledge and skills into your bone-a-thon. During the day, he might be all business, but when the sun goes down, he's all about you.
A pure showman at heart, Rogelio has many mesmerizing moves to show off in the bedroom. Sometimes it might seem like he's just performing, but really, he just wants you to have a good time.
A rock star with a heart of gold? What could be better? Rufus will seduce you by serenading you with one of his old hits. Look out, though — he might be hung up on his old girlfriend.
A responsible, caring family man with eyebrows you could vacation in? What could be better? Sandy Cohen will take you out of Orange County and straight to pound-town.
Phil may seem like a boring, rich judge who tries to stop everybody's fun, but even responsible adults need to let loose every once in a while. And when the deed is done, he'll have the butler bring you some snacks.