1. The mother-of-the-bride who thinks a bridesmaid should be kicked out of the wedding party for having a limp.
2. The parents who lied about the fact that their daughter married another woman, and then wanted the two of them to have a do-over wedding AND for their daughter-in-law to pretend to be a man.
3. The guy who purposely peed his pants while driving because he was angry at his girlfriend.
4. The dad who only wanted to take two of his kids to Disney World, but not his son from a previous marriage.
5. The man who thinks his fiancée's Asian genes will make their future son's penis too small.
6. The woman who refused to go to her 10-year-old son's invitational swim meet because the weather would be too hot, and besides, her son wouldn't remember her being there anyway, right?
7. The man who got angry that his girlfriend would rather save a puppy from a burning building than the last surviving copy of Shakespeare's collected works.
8. The man who wanted to divorce his wife because their son has asthma, and only wants visitation with their daughter.
9. The woman who, after five years with her boyfriend, still didn't want to include him in family events.
10. The future sister-in-law who demanded that her sibling's wedding be postponed until she could get breast augmentation surgery.
11. The teenager who wanted to sue his mom for taking away concert tickets as a punishment for his bad grades.
12. The grown man who wanted to sue his mom for selling his stuff too cheaply at a garage sale (which she was doing as a favor in the first place).
13. The employee who doesn't think they deserved to be fired for harassing a coworker on Facebook.
14. The guy who forbid his girlfriend from getting a tree frog for the house, because her love of animals was "childish" and she needed to "grow up."
15. The absentee parents who were angry that their daughter wouldn't go on a weekend trip with them because her boyfriend's dad was in the hospital.
16. The boss who took their employee's car without asking, then fired the employee for reporting the car stolen.
17. And finally, the guy who ghosted his girlfriend of THREE YEARS by LEAVING THE COUNTRY, and a decade later, he discovered that the same girlfriend was to become his new boss.
