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BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

Animals

How Did Your Cat Fuck Up Your House While You Were Gone?

Oh, you think you can just leave the house without any recupercussions? Well, if you don't want to be home, clearly you don't care so much about your possessions. Here, have some cat vomit in your favourite pair of shoes.

Puked in your shoes

How _dare_ you leave your cat without 24/7 attention?! Welp, since you're gone, the cat has decided that the couch belongs to them now. That means they can scratch it up nice and good before you get home.

Clawed up your couch

Your cat doesn't understand why you left. Don't you love them anymore? Maybe they weren't showing their affection properly, so they've left you a nice, rotting gift in your bed to show their appreciation. You're welcome!

Put a dead rat under your pillow

Your cat actually doesn't wish you any harm, and they didn't pee on your stuff or destroy your house. In fact, whenever you leave, they just think about when you're gonna come back so you can cuddle some more. But now you're feeling _really_ guilty, aren't you? Maybe your cat _is_ evil.

Patiently waited for you to come home

Hey, you're allowed to leave whenever you want, because as far as your cat is concerned, the house belongs to them, and they just let you live there. Just to make sure you know who's in charge, though, they've sprayed some urine on the rug to mark their territory. So yes, that’s the weird smell you’ve been smelling.

Peed on the rug

Are you _sure_ you want to go back home? If you do, be prepared for battle. It doesn't matter whether you're home or not, because your cat has been spending all their time putting together a careful plan to kill you when you least expect it. Sleep with one eye open, human.

Plotted your actual murder

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How Did Your Cat Fuck Up Your House While You Were Gone?

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