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Hey, even so-called perfect boyfriends can let you down sometimes. But you know what's never let you down? Pizza. Cheesy, crusty, delicious pizza. That's the REAL love of your life.

Pizza

A boyfriend can be fun, but DOGS? Dogs are loyal to you FOREVER. They're cute and fun and they won't leave the toilet seat up. Given the choice between a man and a dog, you'll go with the dog every time.

Dogs

Sure, it'd be nice to fall in love, but you know what's also nice? Being left the fuck alone. Nobody to answer to, nobody to bother you, and nobody to object to your Netflix choices. Solitude is where it's at.

Solitude

From sitcoms to dramas to cartoons to sketch comedy, you can't get enough of television. It's been in your life way longer than any boyfriend has, and it's always brought you comfort. Love may eventually disappoint you, but TV will always be there to pick you back up.

Television

Is there anything better than brunch? Of course not. Eggs, fruit salad, hash browns, pancakes — plus, you get to drink alcohol at 11 a.m. simply by mixing it with orange juice. Forget men; go make some brunch reservations.

Brunch

There is no better feeling than settling in for a good night's sleep in your own bed, and no worse feeling than having to get out of bed in the morning. If you had your way, you'd always get 12 hours of sleep and every afternoon would include two nap times. Who needs love when you can just settle in for a nice doze?

Sleep

You don't live for love; you live for the dramaaaaaaaa. You adore spying on other people's business and gossiping with your best friends over all the latest trials and tribulations. Boyfriends may come and go, but the ~drama~ is what keeps you going.

Drama

Forget men; let's just buy a bunch of avocados and put that shit on everything.

Avocado

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