Buzz·Posted on Aug. 11, 201619 Tweets About Canadian Tire That Will Make You Go, "So True""I am laughed-at-a-Canadian-Tire-commercial years old."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On new features: John Sobey @johnsobey Canadian Tire now offers life insurance... that you can roll up with an elastic, stick in a kitchen drawer, and never use. 09:04 PM - 12 Oct 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On collecting: Mike™ @BindleParty Is my brother laundering Canadian Tire money? Is this the "family business" he was bragging about when he was drunk? 12:25 AM - 29 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On exchange rates: Tanya Chen @Tanya_Chen Canadian Tire money is now worth more than the Canadian Dollar 05:08 PM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On foreign value: Stats Canada @stats_canada Canadian Tire money is now worth 10 times more than the British pound 02:51 PM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On aging: Ren Bostelaar @renbostelaar I am laughed-at-a-Canadian-Tire-commercial years old 02:08 AM - 26 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On swagger: Darrin Rose @darrinrose Walking home from Canadian Tire with paint cans made me feel like John Travolta in the opening credits to Saturday Night Fever. 07:32 PM - 11 Nov 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On departments: Todd Van Allen @heyitstva If you ever wondered what eating in the Apocalypse will be like, Canadian Tire has a Food section now. 07:12 PM - 07 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On valuable skills: Hon. Steve Murray @senatormurray I only know how to install ceiling fans because of my 5 years at Canadian Tire. That weird ceiling with all the light fixtures? THAT WAS ME. 03:31 AM - 26 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On genius ideas: James McLeod @TelegramJames You know what would make Canada a better place? If Tim Horton's accepted Canadian Tire money. 12:42 PM - 07 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On locations: Cole Bastedo @colebastedo Just off the Ivory Coast and need patio furniture? Canadian Tire has you covered. 10:07 PM - 04 Jan 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On the first signs of the holidays: Adam Barken @adambarken Christmas in Canada - snow, poutine, and a burning hated for the never-ending procession of Canadian Tire commercials. 01:54 AM - 09 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On feeling rich: Patrick Lauria @hereliespatrick You know that feeling when you find money in your pocket? Well, its not the same when it's Canadian Tire money. 05:32 PM - 03 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On employees: Steve Patterson @patterballs Apparently your smartphone is tracking your in-store movements for retailers. Which is more than in-store employees at Canadian Tire do. 01:15 PM - 15 Jul 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On retiring: 22Minutes @22_Minutes Study finds Cdn retirees are better off than American ones. Because they have an extra retirement fund in Canadian Tire money. 11:35 PM - 20 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On merchandise: Chris Jancelewicz @CJancelewicz So, like, every box is already opened at Canadian Tire, right? 07:56 PM - 09 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On fan fiction: Terrance Balazo @T_Balazo "Ever dance with a shovel in the pale moonlight?" - The Joker, trying to sell a shovel, during his first floor sales shift at Canadian Tire 08:53 PM - 17 Jun 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On podcasts: Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin On the next episode of Serial: Canada Scott MacDonald spoke poorly about a Newfie in a Canadian Tire parking lot. 09:23 PM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On holiday gifts: SHAUN HATTON @megashaun Yes, nothing says Happy Mother's Day like giving mom a wooden block full of knives. Thanks but no thanks, Canadian Tire! 03:39 AM - 28 Apr 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And on dads: Stats Canada @stats_canada 88% of the nation's dads are currently in the Canadian Tire 'Screws and Fasteners' aisle 06:29 PM - 25 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite