Buzz·Posted on Apr 1, 201818 Twitter Stories That Are More Thrilling Than Any BlockbusterTwitter is wild, you guys.by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted a cat on someone's porch, miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It was only I rounded the corner I realised what I'd done as I heard the owner shouting FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL 07:11 PM - 24 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. johnny utah @clowndaddie One time my friend Brandon’s Dad and his mom were in a heated argument in the car and she took his kid rock cd out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and he looked her dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same cd and put it back in the player 11:13 PM - 07 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. shammy @sammy_gwin Today the drug dog came to our school and he stopped by my car and wouldn't move so I had to go out there and unlock it so he could search my car and it was because of the dog treats I keep in there 06:03 PM - 22 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. •emma• @emma_s_cole This lady at my work today told me her ex husband cheated on her so she made him a “beef and rice” dinner with alpo dog food mixed in and didn’t tell him till after he ate the whole thing that if he wanted to act like a dog she would feed him like one & I’m still laughing 02:02 AM - 23 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Abam @AdamBroud Please enjoy this fantastic video of my friend Stevie. It's one of my favorite things ever 02:38 AM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. SIRIUSXLEE🔥 @KeithTheGxd Bro so I had court today and the judge asked this man who drove him cause his license was suspended and he replied “my bitch...” with a straight face😂😂😂. Then after the long silence gone say “oh my bad... My bitch, Your honor”😂😂😂😂 I waited a hour to tweet this I’m still 💀 06:37 PM - 23 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. taryn land @tarynland a baby was staring at me in target so i started waving to her & she waved back & the mom whipped around & was like OMG & i was like oh sorry i was just waving to your baby & she was like THAT WAS THE 1ST TIME SHES WAVED & me & this mom SCREAMED in the store bc we were so excited 11:27 PM - 25 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Liz Watson @watsontots Yesterday I stopped to pet a dog, and as the owner walked away I heard him say to her, "You see? Everybody loves you! And you don't even love yourself!!!" and I'm going to be thinking about it for the next five years 03:55 PM - 05 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. char @charlottejorrey today in class this guy I was sitting next to had a bag of carrots & the entire class he kept throwing them into his backpack. I asked him what he was doing & he was like "oh sorry do u want one? they're for Kent" and then just whips open his backpack to show his chinchilla Kent 06:57 PM - 04 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ricky Corona @RickyCoronaa Earlier today I went to a girl's highschool soccer game and there was a rough play where two players went to the ground. I guess one of them pulled the other's hair so she gets up and says "I liked it better when your bf pulled my hair" not even the ref knew what to do. I fainted 03:36 AM - 30 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. kom🌙 @komalammm this guy was just sitting on the floor of the gym on his phone and he looks up at me and goes “my girl has my location shared and i promised her i was gonna go to the gym more so now i just sit here and watch netflix” LMAOOOOO 12:26 AM - 22 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Brennan @Bmangall20 My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever 10:40 PM - 13 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Antonia Nicol @Flaminhaystack Before my mum passed away, she gave my dad strict instructions to water the plants in the bathroom. He's been religiously watering them & keeping them alive. They look so amazing he decided to take them to his new home, only to discover they are plastic! Can hear my mum chuckling https://t.co/N87giD5zKT 04:15 PM - 16 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Katie Sutherland @ksuth96 In 6th grade I had a really big crush on this boy who had a girlfriend, so one day on aim I messaged him a link to the music video for "you belong with me" by Taylor Swift. Joe if you're reading this that was weird, my bad 09:54 PM - 09 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Kacie @KacieMalyn So my brother texts me and says “guess what I done today” and proceeds to tell me he surprised his wife with 2 alpacas... and yes they’re riding in his minivan. Meet Rebel and Shenanigan. I can’t make this stuff up y’all. https://t.co/vu2vlb6vyC 11:57 PM - 03 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. abby walkush @abbywalkush The mom I babysat for on NYE came home hammered as her husband did everything in his power to hold her up. She then proceeded to grab me, look deep into my eyes, and say "choose the nice guy. always choose the nice guy." And that was the first thing I heard in 2018. 10:27 AM - 01 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18.