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porn is fake. girl and guy are not in love
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The debate on how a dog would wear a pants is over ππ
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Iβm not going to call out the white friend who did this by name, but as the holidays approach just know that using goldfish as breadcrumbs for macaroni and cheese IS NOT OKAY. https://t.co/jUlNvNqSQI
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You know itβs time to go to bed when you reach this account in Explore
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Party Rock Anthem has the same bpm as Uptown Girl
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Christopher Columbus is like the person that comments "First" on an Instagram post even though they're not first
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Seals are just dogs of the sea
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This just cured my depression https://t.co/JOxi4uNVtQ
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what idiot called it a "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" and not "trick or treatment"
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went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter
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I am dying ππππ This family called the cops on some whales π I can't breathe π RETWEET!
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a boy could ask ur bra size and u could be like βak-47β and he would respond w βfuck π©π©π© ur so hot π«β
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WHAT THE FUCK
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It's Avengers 4: Register to Vote https://t.co/PYLb17NbzP