1. This fashion discovery:
Taken me 18 years to find out that the weird shoulder buttons on jackets is to hold your bag in place so it doesn’t fall off🤯who knew https://t.co/IMLqAb0K3s
2. This hilarious long con:
cool that ariana grande forgives her exes. also cool that every day I relish in the memory of mine calling, furious, asking why i let him believe björk was pronounced “bork” for 2 years and that he just embarrassed himself at a party
3. This amazing presentation:
they should’ve never let me pick my speech topic
4. These understanding bros:
Heard in the lobby of my dorm Dude 1: hey dude why weren’t you in Stats? Dude 2: I had a mental health day dude. I slept in and had some tea Dude 1: oh yeah self care dude Dude 2: yeah dude self care
5. This mysterious prankster:
Someone posted this to our neighborhood message board and I will never recover.
6. This new decision-making tool:
my dad just told me he makes decisions now by emailing himself a potential plan and reading gmail's suggested auto-responses to it to determine if it's good idea or not
7. This furry thief:
please enjoy this video i found on reddit of a dog trying to steal another smaller dog
8. This adorable insect:
9. These unlikely twins:
How did you get so big What kind a dog are you
10. This very good point:
How is it almost 2019 and I STILL can't hear the TV while I eat chips?
11. This smooth operator:
Hats aff to this wan😂
12. This helpful cousin:
My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao
13. This supportive boyfriend:
I'm in the library and there's a bf helping his gf study and I've been overhearing parts of their conversation for the last hour and he just said "Babe, I'm gonna be honest with you. You're going to fail this test, I love you, but there's nothing we can do about it now" I’m dead
14. This advanced individual:
you: weird flex but ok an intellectual: odd gloat but understandable nonetheless me, a genius: peculiar boast but alas
15. This patron of the arts:
James Cowan Smith: Here’s £55,000 in 1919 money Scottish National Gallery: Fantastic, thank you JCS: But you must exhibit this painting of my dog SNG: ... JCS: Forever https://t.co/RTvek7mt2u
16. This subtle acronym:
McRib stands for My Chemical Romance is back
17. And these young lovers:
Young love in nyc