100 Tweets That Made Women Piss Themselves With Laughter In 2016

“Ladies: the day after Halloween, don’t forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile.”

27.
33.

me walking into a nail salon with my bestie to get mani pedis even though we didn't make a reservation.

— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy)
51.

me: i'm an opinionated woman woman who knows what she wants anyone: what do u wanna eat me:

— million dollar pizza (@carmenhatesu)
55.

"Sorry, I only like you as a dad."

— Chelsea Lockwood (@Chelsea_Elle)
67.

A guy named Chad on Tinder identifying as "nonmonogs"

— Jenavieve Hatch (@jenavievehatch)
89.

When the lyrics are lowkey misogynistic but the beat bangs

— hentai (@HibachiTashi)

For more Best of 2016 content, click here.

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

 
  Your Reaction?
  REACT WITH GIF
 

    Starting soon, you'll only be able to post a comment on BuzzFeed using a Facebook account or via our app. If you have questions or thoughts, email us here.

    Contributions

    Hot Buzz

    How A Northern Irish Political Party Spent £425,000 It Received From A Mysterious Pro-B...

    This "Vogue India" Cover Has Given Us Another Reason To Thank God For Anushka...

    Now Buzzing