Buzz·Posted on Nov 9, 201727 Tweets That Are So Good They Reached 20,000 Retweets Almost InstantlyThey're really good.by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Jack Kirby @jackkirby A DOG SHOULD BE ABLE TO PURSUE WHATEVER CAREER IT DAMN WELL WANTS. 04:54 PM - 21 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams [blind date] HER: I'm a ghost writer ME {trying not to look too scared}: When did you die? 02:45 PM - 19 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. pam @pampulvirenti today i learned a really important life lesson 05:15 AM - 19 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Timmy Seiler @TimmySeiler Waitress says "Say when" when grating my cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan. There are no survivors. 03:04 PM - 28 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. not pinkett smith @fatherlyjada Kids who flipped their eyelids back in elementary school are seriel killers today 03:49 PM - 04 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Badladsplace @badladsplace gaying level: relentless 12:45 PM - 03 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Blue Delliquanti @bluedelliquanti My apartment's ginkgo tree realized it was November and panicked. 04:39 PM - 01 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Young Coconut.... @thai_brows it's NOVEMBER? what's next, DECEMBER? fuck this shit 02:09 PM - 01 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. rellybo @_RellOnline Why my little sister choose to be the chicken from Moana instead of just being Moana 😐😂❤️ 06:11 PM - 31 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. 11. ✞ SALEM ✞ @spiritbor3d me after i cut my bangs at 3am during a mental breakdown 04:20 PM - 03 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. shaun 美しい思考 @beyondshaun My boy put hand sanitizer on his desk and tried to cook spam in his dorm 08:33 AM - 28 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Trev4 @Dead_Epoch Engineers are the dudes who run the train right? I feel like too many people are majoring in engineering. There's not even that many trains. 03:11 AM - 26 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Starr @StarrAven_ Get you a man who can do both 05:25 AM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sam Keegan @keegstand_ i’m just trying to look at my phone bill and Jessica thinks i’m gassing her up 09:59 AM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Soseidoolala✨ @Sikaloolala I told my friend who is living in Japan now to send me the handsomest man of Japan and she didn't let me down 01:20 PM - 09 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. dad @economicsmusic My 5 year-old son said "if a Happy Meal is for kids, then grown-ups must eat Sad Meals" and it was the most real thing I've ever heard. 02:23 AM - 04 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. $ha @illh0eminati might go jail so i can focus on gym properly 04:00 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. period lobster @depechemoth The Ring (2002) 06:49 PM - 22 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. lil phag @elijahdaniel it's annoying when people hate me for no reason bc there's so many good reasons to hate me just like pick one 09:06 PM - 14 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Hippo @InternetHippo julius caesar (dying after being stabbed 23 times): please…name a salad after me 11:38 PM - 21 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sydney King @SydneyKing3 Oh my gosh we really don’t deserve my mom. All she wanted to do was spell out love in our family pictures. She had… https://t.co/o1nW6jD25q 10:27 PM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. mary sophia grace @marys0phia college squirrels are so different than normal squirrels 02:55 PM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. 25. Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov friend: can i ask for ur advice on something me (have never made a decision that didn't fuck me over for months afterward): yes absolutely 03:22 AM - 17 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Here comes Pac-man @AfricaByMowto OH MY GOD 10:34 PM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27.