Buzz·Posted on Oct 4, 201818 Jokes You'll Love If You've Been With Your Significant Other FOREVER"I'm writing a love poem called 'Put the Dishes in the Dishwasher, But Not Like That.'"by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. erin chack @ErinChack Being in a relationship is just yelling "WHAT?" from different rooms for thirty years and then you die 01:14 AM - 02 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jeff Lyons @usedwigs keeping our marriage fresh/exciting via texts 03:29 PM - 16 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. QUΞΞN ΔLΔNΔ @AlanaRockz Marriage is basically agreeing to not sleep in a comfortable position again for the rest of your life. 12:09 AM - 16 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Valerie @ValeeGrrl Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share. 04:28 AM - 30 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Stella G. Maddox @StellaGMaddox My husband is on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life. 09:00 PM - 02 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Ally Maynard @missmayn The secret to a successful long-term relationship is the ability to laugh at the same joke 3,682,000 times. 05:44 AM - 19 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien a long term relationship means hearing "let me empty my butt before you shower" while still finding that other person sexually attractive 06:51 PM - 15 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 9. Josh @iwearaonesie *pulls curtain back while wife is in the shower* me: Are we - stop screaming, it's just me- are we out of Cheetos? 05:21 PM - 24 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. brent @murrman5 dating: its cute that you dont eat all the chicken off a wing marriage: there’s like $1.75 worth of chicken left on those bones, meghan 08:55 PM - 18 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom *watching husband sleep* Me: "I just love him so much, he's my everyth-" *husband snores* Me: "I can't live like this." 04:00 AM - 28 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Not Sara @smithsara79 [falling asleep] Him: *wraps his arms around me & softly kisses just below my ear* goodnight, my love Me: *reaches back to touch his face* get the fuck off my side of the bed 07:04 PM - 28 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Amanda Rau @AM_Rau Being in a long term relationship means getting into a fight while making quesadillas because there’s not enough cheese for the both of you 08:02 PM - 19 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Domestic Goddess @DomesticGoddss Being married means every day is an episode of Amazing Race Couples Edition - only it's just me trying to find stuff my husband misplaced while he is behind me yelling "you threw it away didn't you?" 02:04 PM - 15 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Robert Bowling @fourzerotwo I came home and it took me 45 mins to find my wife. She is hiding in this couch. Pro tip: Marry your best friend. 05:24 AM - 28 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite Writing a love poem called "Put the Dishes in the Dishwasher, but Not Like That." 03:06 AM - 15 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Meredith @PerfectPending Husband 1st year of marriage: I don't want a TV in bedroom & let's not eat in bed. Me 14th year of marriage: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha 12:54 AM - 07 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. T-Pain @TPAIN My marriage has turned into a nightly routine of my wife and I running down the list of reasons we should go to bed early so we can wake up and get shit done the next day, then by the 675th cat gif on reddit we both yell “how the fuck is it 3am?!” Worth it. I love her. 03:09 AM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite