Buzz·Posted on Feb. 10, 201723 Funny Tweets About Trying To Make It Through The Cold, Dark Winter"Bears just sleep throughout the entire winter and I can't think of anything more logical in the entire universe."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On knowing the future: Lauren Duca @laurenduca I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life. 01:59 PM - 02 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On good ideas: Michael @Home_Halfway Bears just sleep throughout the entire winter and I can't think of anything more logical in the entire universe. 10:33 PM - 08 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On preparations: Kalvin @KalvinMacleod "Squirrels have to rely on getting fat to survive the winter," I say eating a donut sandwich. 12:20 AM - 12 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On migration: Steve vs Ninjas @stevevsninjas Fox: Winter is here. We need a plan to survive. Bear: I have a great idea! We just sleep until spring. Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea? 07:28 PM - 18 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On the sun: jomny sun @jonnysun summer: wait its midnight alredy?? the sun hasn't even set yet!! lol winter: HOW. HOW IS IT NOT EVEN 8PM. THE SUN SET LIKE 5 DAYS AGO 03:28 AM - 02 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On commuting: Ren Bostelaar @renbostelaar winter transit tips: - bring a coffee - dress warm - listen to soothing music - stay home - don't go - it's going to suck, don't go 12:57 PM - 18 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On living your best life: Chris @itsrealchris "What have you been doing over winter break?" Me: 02:25 AM - 11 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On flu shots: Sam Montgomery @sammontgomery Make sure you get your flu shot to protect yourself this winter from Taylor Swift's sick beat. 08:49 PM - 07 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On winter fashion: Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Me in the summer: *cute dress* *cute hair* * cute makeup* *so cute* Me in the winter: *a sobbing pile of sweaters* 06:42 PM - 07 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On aesthetics: monica heisey @monicaheisey look for winter 2017 is "large sleeping bag come partially to life" 08:10 PM - 21 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On differences: Hippo @InternetHippo How different species deal with Winter: Birds - fly south Bears - hibernate Humans - complain 04:30 PM - 23 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On little pleasures: kelly oxford @kellyoxford Yelling "WE CAN ALL SEE YOU ASSHOLE!" to someone wearing camouflage winter clothing in the snow is extremely satisfying. 10:43 PM - 12 Feb 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On romance: Nick Ross @NickBossRoss What are you looking for? - Friendship - Casual dating - Relationship - Warmth to help survive the winter 09:32 PM - 12 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On driving: Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman Winter wonderlands: Great for walking in, bullshit for driving through. 09:23 PM - 29 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On steeling yourself: Andrew Ivimey @Ivimey You know it's winter when you look at the toilet seat with disdain knowing "it's going to be cold to sit on you". 04:35 PM - 18 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On life lessons: James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn Me: Do you know why it snows during the winter? 4-year-old: Because Elsa gets mad. 11:16 AM - 02 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On reptiles: Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien Winter weather makes my hands look like a bouquet of lizard dicks 11:11 PM - 15 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On tourism: dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul winter's fun cuz it's like "hey everyone welcome to Depression Town I am the mayor and i live here all of the time always. by myself. hello" 05:19 PM - 05 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. On the bright side: Lyndsay Rush @rushbomb Silver lining: winter coat season is also 'no need to put on a bra to run errands' season. 10:33 PM - 20 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On impatience: Craig Fay @CraigFayComedy Snow gently falling. December: winter wonderland March: Fuck off already! 02:48 PM - 05 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On fitness: paperwash© @PaperWash Stay fit this winter; keep the Doritos in your kitchen instead of next to your bed so you have to walk a little to get them. 09:17 PM - 11 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. On being realistic: Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz [me in winter] I'll work out when it's warmer [me in beautiful spring] I'll work out when... you know. When I feel like it. 01:27 AM - 11 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. And on what's bound to happen in spring: Hippo @InternetHippo [after months of bitter winter cold] Nice, it’s finally warm! [next day] It’s too hot 06:03 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite