Buzz·Posted on Aug 11, 201823 Tweets That'll Make You Say, "Okay, But Where's The Lie???""Me with my hair straightened and me with my natural hair are two different people."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein me: [selects "send verification code as text" on a website] me three seconds later: oh boy a tex mesage 08:24 PM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 27_male_nyc @25_male_nyc white ppl love to use the bathroom before leaving a restaurant and come out shaking their hands dry saying “ready to rock and roll??” 08:37 PM - 07 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. your friend Helen @hels Anyone who doesn't keep their email in the leftmost tab is a cop 04:58 PM - 08 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Parker @_ParkerH Idk if it’s just me but a free T-shirt can motivate me to do basically anything 06:46 PM - 05 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. dirt prince @pants_leg i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives 04:32 AM - 04 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. t @radioheadass i don’t even open my front facing camera anymore what i look like is none of my business 11:07 PM - 02 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Maggie Sage Hunter @swaggie_hunter Who are we? SINGLE YOUNG PROFESSIONALS What do we want? FOR PERISHABLE GROCERIES TO BE SOLD IN SMALLER PORTION SIZES 01:35 AM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. dirt prince @pants_leg i get so mad when people ask what i’m gonna do on my day off!!!! bitch i’m gonna recover from all my days on 02:32 PM - 22 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. em @emmabetsinger There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea. 11:44 PM - 07 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Forrest Bump @Maxamil89 The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life. 08:17 PM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. santa clause. @arvintgod IF A BABY HANDS YOU A FAKE PHONE YOU BETTER ANSWER THAT SHIT 04:52 AM - 28 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. LoRo @1Rohde My debit card feels more like a gift card...not sure how much is on this, but we’ll give it a try 02:45 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. ari @paddypubs actually the class system in america is: - never been to disney - went to disney once or twice - goes to disney annually 02:18 AM - 23 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Katie Bergey @katiebergey When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved 03:35 PM - 02 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Al @alllllisun It’s like ... you WANT long hair but short hair is so in and trendy rn. But every time you have short hair you want long hair, and when you have long hair you have this wild desire to just CHOP IT ALL OFF. Anyway, have a good day. 03:33 PM - 15 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Gabe Rivera @gaberivera You know how when you're a fast walker and the guy ahead of you is fast too but only 90% as fast as you, so you MUST pass him, but to pass him you have to walk comically faster than your normal speed, or else you'll be in his personal space too long as you pass? That's annoying. 02:05 AM - 17 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. leah bullock @leahbullock_8 a tragedy: when your hair-wash cycle doesn't coordinate w/ an event & you overestimate the amount of time in which your hair can last w/o being washed 11:58 AM - 16 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. rikki brumbaugh @rikkibrumbaugh Dude I’m the worst when it comes to packing for trips. Like I know I won't need 20 pairs of underwear for a 5 day trip but what if I pee my pants twice every single day I'm there 03:15 AM - 06 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Diana @dianamc7711 Me with my hair straightened & me with my natural hair are two different people 06:37 AM - 02 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Desus Nice @desusnice you either unpack ur luggage immediately when you get home or you do it 10 weeks later. no in-between. 04:42 AM - 04 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Mark Magark @markedly Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time* Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of shit? Is that what you wanna do? Moron. 06:39 PM - 19 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. alex @aoverill If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath 03:45 PM - 15 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Gayer, Different Aaron @abgates7 Movie theater: Please silence your phones. Me, who hasn't taken my phone off silent since 2012: *double-checks* 09:35 PM - 22 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite