1. "I can't wait to stop getting zits one day."
2. "$1,000 is a lot of money."
3. "Everyone but me has their shit together."
4. "I'm very mature for my age."
5. "This isn't a phase! This is who I really am!"
6. "In fact, I'm pretty much an adult already."
You can't believe you actually thought you looked grown-up.