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my armpits aren’t sweating i just spilled my drink on both
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Am I allowed to take a second shower if Im sweating this much right after the first shower?
3.
Sometimes I wish profusely sweating through your pits was a sign of intelligence.
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if by "hot girl summer" you mean "wears men's deodorant because she sweats off everything else" then yes i am participating
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Baby, I'm like a hard-boiled egg. Pale, round and sweaty
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Point to any area of my body and I'll bet I can sweat from there.
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Having big breasts is all fun and games until it’s summer and you’re sweating in your bra😭
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I hate summer. I hate being itchy. I hate being sweaty. I hate the sun. I want to kill the sun.
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The hot look for this season is a big patch of lower back sweat!
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IT IS TOO HOT. I KNOW WE WANTED SUNSHINE BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH. I JUST SAW A PIGEON ON FIRE. TEA EVAPORATES AS IT IS POURED. THE LONDON UNDERGROUND SMELLS LIKE A WET FORGOTTEN KEBAB. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE EVERYWHERE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A SWEATY FURIOUS HAM. HELP.
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Woman: [pointing to the sweat pouring off my stupid face] someone loves the gym! Me: i literally just walked in here
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Why is the small of the back considered a "sensual area"? That's literally where all my sweat lives.
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It's normal to work up a sweat just trying to button your pants, right?
14.
Success is 90% perspiration, 10% apologizing for leaving a sweat stain.
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If a genie granted me 3 wishes, all 3 of them would be to not look so sweaty in pictures.
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I am sweatier that Bob Sweaty McSweatson, winner of sweatiest person to have ever lived, whilst in a sauna, dousing himself in sweat.
17.
I actually Googled "how to stop sweating" today.
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Hey people who aren’t sweating: how are you doing that? Also: fuck you.