Buzz·Posted on Jun 17, 201827 Tweets That Are, Quite Frankly, Going To Make You ChuckleThese tweets are silly or relatable, and sometimes they're both.by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Cheish @TheCheish Mother: can you please fix my computer Me: *leans back in chair* well... well ... well ... if it isn’t Miss ‘Get Off That Computer’ Years 1994 to 2006 08:13 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖔 @L0calEmo 09:35 PM - 09 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. rikki brumbaugh @rikkibrumbaugh Dude I’m the worst when it comes to packing for trips. Like I know I won't need 20 pairs of underwear for a 5 day trip but what if I pee my pants twice every single day I'm there 03:15 AM - 06 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Nikki Phillz 🌼 @Dr_Phillz My sister is dating a guy named trey so every time I see him I wish him good luck at his basketball game tomorrow and every time he tells me he doesn't play basketball and doesn't know why I keep saying that 04:17 PM - 12 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. thomas🏳️🌈 @Barknado69 Me: can I get a Coke IHOB Waiter: is bepsi okay 04:58 PM - 12 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. kelsey glenn @tiddygirl69 Im a 20 year old Interior decorator from Oregon Help me by Retweeting my next client might be out there 😭👋🤗🙌 11:55 PM - 10 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby 09:02 PM - 09 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. 🥀⛓ 𝖍𝖊 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖎𝖆 ⛓🥀 @HE_VALENCIA If sex is so good howcome they ain’t make a sex 2? 04:52 AM - 12 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird [as firefighters arrive to help me out of the baby swing] hey guys 04:57 PM - 14 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Pitch @pitchjokes new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery 08:30 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. carlos máximo @norkuy someone called Country Music "Farm Emo" and now I can't unhear that 01:50 AM - 06 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin (second date) me: [eager to show off new tattoo] remember how you said you liked garlic bread 03:32 PM - 12 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom honestly 🙈👀 getting pregnant is so dumb 😂😂😂🙄 like just don't eat the baby lol 😏🤔😂😂😂 07:48 PM - 11 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. allie @allieburns_10 me driving: “i’ll hit you bitch” me walking: “hit me bitch” 06:28 AM - 01 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Aaron Ansuini🌱 @AaronLinguini *demon tries to inhabit my body* Demon: OUCH Me: yeah... Demon: WHAT THE HELL Me: I know Demon: EVERYTHING HURTS, WHY?? AND WHATS WRONG WITH THIS SHOULDER??? Me: idk man, can I offer you a mint? 09:43 PM - 05 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. jenelle @JenelleBnstr The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂 01:42 AM - 05 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jon @ArfMeasures GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD: We shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: 10 lol GOD: 15!! ANGEL *mouthful of pizza* 25 GOD: 30!! CENTIPEDE: *tearing up* stop giving me legs, I look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL ANGEL: LMAO 12:24 PM - 04 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Kirsten Howard @emotionalpedant brother no 02:34 AM - 05 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett this morning at 7eleven i saw a woman slip a donut onto her own finger and mutter “look who’s married now, mom” 11:17 AM - 31 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. moon lady @shay_dust i am: ⚪️ straight ⚪️ gay ⚪️ bi 🔘 pregant? 🔘 pragnent? 🔘 pargant? 🔘 gregnant? 🔘 pegnate?? Help!? 🔘 pegrent? 🔘 pregegnant? 🔘 pregonate? 🔘 prengan? 🔘 prregnant???? 🔘 can u get pregante...? 🔘 pergert? 🔘 will my get pragnan? 🔘 if a women has starch masks 04:25 PM - 30 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Landon @nodnal_ Retweet if you don’t scream at the top of your lungs every time someone walks past your house, I’m trying to prove a point to my dog. 01:57 AM - 27 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. jupiter @beratings me, seeing a raccoon: oh aren’t u a handsome trash boi the handsome raccoon: charges at me at full speed me, screaming and sprinting away: ur still handsome, mad garbage man 01:50 AM - 24 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Stu. @dysondoc Monday: Greg Tuesday: Ian Wednesday: Greg Thursday: Ian Friday: Greg Gregorian Calendar. 06:52 AM - 20 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Terry F @daemonic3 [doing group photography] ME: now let me take one without the flash THE FLASH: what the- REST OF JUSTICE LEAGUE: wait let's hear him out 09:45 PM - 17 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 I just have a hard time understanding polyamorous relationships. Like, how’d you get more than 1 person to like you? That’s not a thing. 02:02 PM - 17 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Tam Elle ❤💛💚💙💜 @weirdtakoyaki i like big butts and i cannot lie, my brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon 10:44 PM - 14 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. mike @boy_from_school as a child i thought i'd have to deal with the bermuda triangle a lot more than i have in my adult life 11:47 PM - 13 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite