1. The student who turned in this essay:
A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and I was like, “Thanks, whatever, nbd.” Then I got to their paper and saw their instructor was “Professor whats his nuts”
2. Heather, who better get ready for what's coming:
heather, youve got a big storm coming
3. The person who received this invitation:
I just blocked someone on Instagram and, using my email address, he sent me a calendar invite to suck his dick at 9:30 am on September 17th
4. This customer who got a shocking message from the pharmacist:
5. The husband who has to suffer in angry silence:
My cousin mad because he just found out his wife is on Tinder but he only saw her profile bc he was on Tinder being shiesty too... so now he can't bring it up and is just pissed internally everyday
6. The Kroger manager who foolishly put juice on sale:
KROGER DONE FUCKED UP SELLING MY BABIES FOR ONLY 99 CENTS
7. The reporter who got caught exaggerating a hurricane:
So dramatic! Dude from the weather channel bracing for his life, as 2 dudes just stroll past. #HurricaneFlorence
8. The dad who was just trying to enlighten his daughter:
Daughter: What does gays mean? Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'? Me: Er... read me the whole sentence Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze" Me: Oh
9. The student with this email address assigned by her school:
i have some professional concerns about my official school email address
10. And the woman who couldn't sign up for an account at all:
this is without a doubt the best thing that's ever happened to me
11. The person whose roommate thinks this isn't a big deal:
So i have this roommate I’ve been stuck on a lease with for a year & this is how she lives. She says I “over exaggerate” when i tell her she’s dirty n needs to clean. But honestly It’s out of hand. Retweet if this Unacceptable, so i can be 100% SURE I’m not “over exaggerating”. https://t.co/ulXGnPzZvf
12. The girl who just wanted to take a shower at a boy's house:
boys prioritize their household necessities so weird. I’m currently in a house w/ no shower curtain in the bathroom, but 3 TVs in the living room
13. The girl who received some bad news at a strange time:
I’ll never forget the time a girl in primary school found out her uncle went to prison from the newspapers you put on the tables in art
14. The cousin who accidentally added a couple of zeros onto a money transfer:
15. The manager who got their words thrown back at them:
16. The contest winner who received this prize:
17. And the guy who was trying to tell his mom he had a stye in his eye:
