Buzz·Posted on Jul 21, 201721 Tweets About First Dates That'll Make You Laugh For Basically No ReasonHim: "I like hot dogs." Me, trying to impress him: "Scooby-Doo is very attractive."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Mark @NoticablyBacon *First date* Brain: quick say something interesting Me: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake Brain: Nice 01:37 AM - 19 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod [first date] HER: I like a man who isn’t afraid to get nasty ME: (trying to impress her) *double dips my fries in her ketchup* 07:13 PM - 26 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Lindsay @Rollinintheseat [First date] Him: "I like hot dogs." Me: "Scooby-Doo is very attractive." 01:25 PM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. She'sARealGenius @ShesARealGenius [FIRST DATE] Him: "I love science-fiction." Me, trying to impress him: "I think the earth is flat." 03:52 PM - 03 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. A guy? @lazerdoov (on a first date) you know if you shave a Guinea pig they look like tiny hippos *with way too much food in my mouth* they hate it though 06:25 AM - 09 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon First date: *Don't let her know you're a bunch of cats in a person suit* Date: "what are your hobbies?" *slowly pushes wine glass off table* 12:37 PM - 17 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. dan mentos @DanMentos [first date] *emptying jar of coins into coinstar* "almost done" so where are we going after this? "what" 09:53 PM - 24 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Phteven @PhuckinCody [first date] HER: i'm really into astronomy ME: [revealing my secret stash of Milky Ways] you don't say 11:15 AM - 18 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Covfefe Rock🇺🇸 @TheMichaelRock [first date] her: i'm only into very mature guys me[trying to impress her] all of my action figures are still in the packaging 11:40 AM - 18 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kim Monte @KimmyMonte {first date} Him: I'm 100% Italian. *trying to impress him* Me: Wow that's so crazy my dad happens to be a calzone 12:01 AM - 15 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. American Gent @AmericanGent69 {First Date} Her: If you can have dinner with someone living or dead, who would you choose? Me: The dead one. I'm not good around people. 12:28 PM - 17 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott [first date at restaurant] ME: so, do you like dogs? HER: I'm more of a- ME: CHECK PLEASE 02:23 PM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Elle Oh Hell🤺 @ElleOhHell [first date] Him: This restaurant seems nice. Me: Don't let him know you can't regulate your internal monologue Him: Your what? 04:13 PM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. ellery @elleryschneider [first date] "table or booth?" date: table me: we're done here 06:50 PM - 13 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf *on a first date* Me: [remembering how my friend said women like mysterious men] my favorite color is a secret 11:36 PM - 14 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. AZBaseballMom @joci2203 [first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole? 04:01 AM - 18 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. eric @ericsshadow [first date] WAITER: how would you like your steak? HIM: [thinking of something unique & witty] dead WAITER: and you, ma'am? HER: to go 03:34 PM - 16 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. meatshirt @prettysadmostly date:..and so after mom died my brother and i raised ourselves m: do you ever pretend youre an agent of shield i do 01:20 AM - 17 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Alien Skier @ClichedOut (first date) Her: I try to stay in good shape. Me: (trying to impress) You'd make a great circle. 02:09 PM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mischievous Mike @mstern68 [first date] Her: I love books and fictional bad guys Me: *trying to impress her* I'm on parole for stealing a book mobile 02:46 PM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. David Hughes @david8hughes [breaking 5 minute silence on first date] Me: sorry I laughed when you said both your parents were dead 12:53 PM - 31 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite