1. This secret shrine:
2. This delicious hack:
Lmao nobody can say they knew this
3. This Facebook showdown:
4. This fierce grandma:
My husband and I called my sweet, 85-year-old grandma to tell her I got a new job. She congratulated us, talked for a bit, and then hung up. Later she called me to say I should open a secret bank account and never tell my husband about it. My grandma is fierce.
5. This concertgoer:
6. This employee conversation:
my coworker is currently telling me about how her boyfriend stuffed a xanax up her ass last night & i just really don’t wanna work at fucking applebee’s anymore
7. This undeniable correlation:
8. This very good point:
I’m PISSED I spent my skinny years thinking I was fat
9. This excellent idea:
the Purge but instead of killing for 24 hours we get to talk to customers the way they talk to us
10. This scary prospect:
ever since i hit 30, being roasted by teens has overtaken my fear of sharks
11. This confident rat:
how’d this NYC rat get to France
12. This Twitter exchange:
13. This evolution:
14. This artistic pun:
Jackson Pollock is your favourite artist? Weird flecks, but okay.
15. This school presentation:
they should’ve never let me pick my speech topic
16. And this very important question:
Ever wonder how many ghosts you’ve hit with your car?