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Oh My Goodness, Chimera Cats Are Twice As Beautiful As Regular Cats

I, for one, welcome our two-faced overlords.

1. Behold this two-faced beauty.

2. This striking type of feline is called a chimera cat.

3. Their unique look is due to two embryos fusing in the womb, resulting in two sets of DNA combining to make one gorgeous kitty.

4. The result is that they look like the cat version of Harvey Dent.

5. Always coming up with nefarious plots to take over Gotham (and your heart).

6. Figuring out ways to defeat Batman with cuteness.

7. Flipping a coin to determine whether or not to nuzzle you or claw at you.

8. Trying to find a balance between good and evil.

9. They may be trying to take down Gotham, but it's pretty difficult to stay mad at a face like that.

10. Would Batman really complain about going up against such a foe?

11. Or would he just bring them back to the Batcave and snuggle them forever?

12. In fact, maybe that's all a part of their brilliant scheme.

13. Distract Batman with not one, but two beautiful faces.

14. Then just wait to be adopted and brought back to Wayne Manor.

15. And they'll defeat the Caped Crusader by covering his black clothes with cat hair.

16. It's diabolical, but just crazy enough to work.

17. And who wouldn't want these multi-faceted little furballs to take over the world?

18. I, for one, welcome our new two-faced overlords.

19. I don't care if you're a megalomaniacal supervillain.

20. Because when you're this cute, the human race is powerless against you.

21. You can defeat Gotham — and my heart — anytime you like, chimera kitties.