1. Correct foreigners on the Canadian accent.
2. Make sure the temperature includes wind chill.
3. Interrupt you to tell you that a celebrity is Canadian.
4. Sleep.
5. Breathe.
6. Ingest nutrients for energy.
7. Get annoyed when mom lets her new boyfriend Steve move in.
8. "Accidentally" push Steve down the stairs.
9. Go on the run and assume a new identity.
10. Turn to a life of crime.
11. And finally, the one thing every Canadian does: Take part in an epic shoot-out.
