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BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

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Are You More Dumpster, Fire, Or Dumpster Fire?

YOU'RE LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT.  
WHY?  


YOU'VE BEEN DUMPED.   
WHAT WAS THE REASON?

YOU'VE BEEN FIRED FROM YOUR JOB. WHAT HAPPENED?

YOU'RE IN A FIGHT WITH SOMEONE. WHAT'S IT OVER?

YOU'RE BROKE.   
WHAT DID YOU SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON?

YOU'RE GETTING DRAGGED ONLINE. WHAT DID YOU DO?

You get a lot of stinky-ass garbage thrown at you, and sometimes it seems like all you do is deal with other people's trash. But people unload their crap on you because they know you can handle it, and you don't spread any negativity to others. Ultimately, you help make the the world a little bit brighter, and everyone appreciates you for it (although they don't always show it).

Dumpster

You are absolute fire, my friend. You're passionate and determined, and everyone is drawn to you because of the light you give off. Sometimes your raw energy can be a bit overpowering and may drive people away. But for the people who know how to tend to you properly, you'll warm their hearts forever.

Fire

Oh, what a beautiful, glorious, stinky mess you are. But aren't we all, in one way or another? You're not perfect and you probably never will be, but you totally own who are. You've dealt with some shit and you're not afraid to let all of the garbage inside of you spew forth into the universe (where other jerks can deal with it for once). But while you'll be a stinky, fiery mess for a while, eventually everything will calm down and you'll be better off for having gone through it.

Dumpster Fire

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