1. On romance:
Completed the census. Zero matches in my area. #FML
2. On conflicting emotions:
2012 Me: I can't believe tyrant Harper got rid of the long-form census! 2016 Me: I gotta fill this thing out? Gahhhhh it's so loooooong
3. On seriousness:
I like to do a jokey census first and if they notice I'll do it right.
4. On residents:
Alright #Census2016 let's get you filled out. Number of residents? That's a good question... 80, 85 maybe? There's me, my wife, a plant...
5. On language:
Did anyone else make up their own language for the #Census2016? Guaranteed there's not many people that speak Peking Middle-Bavarian.
6. On misunderstandings:
3% of Canadians think the long form census means replying to our tweets about wasted tax dollars
7. On consistency:
Hey Census, if I say I'm not Aboriginal or a farmer that's not going to change mid fucking Census.
8. On self-esteem:
I didn't get either the short or long form census. Even the government is telling me I don't count...
9. On debates:
#Census2016, for and against
10. On employment:
Ugh if I knew I had to answer so many job questions I would have stayed unemployed #Census2016
11. On results:
I may take too many online quizzes because part of me is disappointed there was no quirky result at the end of the survey. #Census2016
12. On social services:
Filled out my census. Now to sit back and wait for all those hospitals and schools to roll in.
13. On personal information:
did my census. 55% of it is just the government wondering if i'm a farm equipment operator or have any diplomats hiding at my civic address.
14. On being chosen:
Long form. #Census2016 🇨🇦
15. On missing out:
Short form census - feels like I got all dressed up for the ball, and instead ended up at Tim Horton's. #Census2016 #LousyFirstDate
16. On adulting:
Got my first census to complete. I couldn't even figure out how to open the envelope. Successful adult? #Census2016 #adulting
17. On eagerness:
Canadians filling out #Census2016 so eagerly the website crashes
18. On death:
That #Census2016 question about making my information available in 2108 made me v aware of my own mortality.
19. On natural resources:
In 92 years from now, generations will know how much I paid for water. I hope they still have water. #Census2016
20.
Yes StatsCan, my 4 month old son has difficulty walking, climbing up stairs #Census2016
21. And on evening plans:
Census and chill.