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    19 Hilarious Tweets About The Typical Canadian Experience

    "Being Canadian means never having to apologize for saying sorry."

    1. On health care:

    If you're Canadian, sure, you get universal health care, but you also must live in mortal fear of the smell of burnt toast

    2. On fashion:

    The problem with Halloween in Canada is that you need to find a way to fit your costume under your huge coat.

    3. On entertainment options:

    Thinkstock / Via Twitter: @AndrewBarr8

    4. On that one guy that ~everyone~ knows:

    Overheard a conversation amongst girls about "the biggest fuckboy in Parry Sound" at the hortons. Ten bucks his name is Dustin.

    5. On common occurrences:

    Typical Canadian Conversation: "Well that's somethin there." "Oh yeah." "OH yeah." "OHHH yeah." "OOOOHHHHHHHHHH--" *both turn into kettles*

    6. On weather:

    7. On how to react to winter:

    Helpful Canadian tips for snow-bound Americans: - just chill out - have a beer - lots of games on tonight

    8. On Canadian content:

    Canada needs to stop just ripping off American shows. There's Bachelor Canada. Amazing Race Canada. What next? Good Morning America Canada?

    9. On national identity:

    Thinkstock / Via Twitter: @KalvinMacleod

    10. On the worst place in the country:

    Toronto is the least liked city in Canada. Not to be a dick, but everyone who voted against us: have you been to barrie?

    11. On Canadian women:

    It's GIRLS' NIGHT! Lololol you know what that means!* ;) ;) ;) *discussing Canada's increasingly worrisome foreign policy *also manicures

    12. On what sets us apart:

    Thinkstock / Via Twitter: @brookeperrin

    13. On Canadian TV:

    Dance like no one is watching? In that case, dance like you're on a Canadian TV show.

    14. On sports events:

    Is watching the Super Bowl really worth it in Canada when we don't even get the awesome commercials?

    15. On Canadian currency:

    Is the Canadian dollar so bad cuz we're all losers?

    16. On Canada Day:

    "Happy birthday, America. Oh, our birthday? Yea, it was a few days ago. You forgot again. It's fine." - Canada

    17. On citizenship requirements:

    You're not a real Canadian until you've slipped on ice while changing the Shania Twain song on your phone.

    18. On car accidents:

    Guy apologized to me after I hit *his* car in a parking lot then a woman skied past me as I drove home, and THAT'S how I know I'm in Canada.

    19. And on texting like a Canadian:

    Concerned Children's Advertisers / Via Twitter: @renbostelaar

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