Buzz·Posted on May 13, 201919 Kids Who Were So Dumb, But So FunnyVery cute, much dumb.by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. D A @DanielGAlarcon yesterday morning after his soccer game, my 6 year old asked me how come the other team gets to change the color of their jerseys every week, while we always had to wear purple. when i explained that, in fact, we were playing against different teams each week, his mind was blown. 08:42 PM - 05 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 My son sent a letter to Santa. I hope it gets there. It doesn't have any postage on it and he put it in the bathroom heater vent. 04:38 AM - 27 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey (4yo): Daddy, let’s make the same face at the same time! Me: OK! *we make the same face* Audrey: STOP COPYING ME 01:58 AM - 27 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. rachel @RachBlackburn_ just seen a little girl confidently walk up to a bath bomb in lush and take a bite out of it, kids are class 01:58 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Cocoa Mamaiana @SeauxCocoa Almost 2yr old for sale. Been crying for 10 mins cuz he cant get in the oven with the cornbread. Entertaining all offers. 10:04 PM - 30 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Rachelle @Redwards0810 Remember how yesterday I said I try not to laugh at my students? They’re really pushing me. Gave my 6th graders a quiz today, and I’ve never laughed so hard while grading a paper. 😅😂 11:15 PM - 25 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Julz @azedi *Opens bottle of bleach* Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn't open. Me : Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it. *nephew looks at bottle in amazement* Nephew : How did it know I was a child? 🤣🤣🤣 03:30 PM - 27 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Fey @Trev97 I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me. 04:25 PM - 10 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Nobuntu Ndlovu @Knowbuntu My son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming ‘mine’. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air....they are in my bedroom, on a Saturday morning....😪😪😪 07:32 AM - 07 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they're 3 months old. My 3-year-old couldn't find her lunch box, and it was in her other hand. I can't believe we're at the top of the food chain. 04:09 PM - 09 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ally @TragicAllyHere I bought my son a book about bats and halfway through it he shouted out, “WHAT??? BATS ARE REAL?!?!” All this time he thought they were made up for Halloween like ghosts and witches 01:43 AM - 16 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Philip “Yellow Dollar Sign” DeFranco @PhillyD Oh good. My son put my wireless headphones in a plastic container of water to keep them safe. good good good good good good good good good good great fine how wonderful 03:46 PM - 31 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. DOMAIN DIEGO @DennistheBased I hate this house. One of the kids ate my wing and tried to replace that shit 😒😒 07:19 PM - 23 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. keera @keera_w today we asked my three year old cousin how much he weighs and he said, "uhhh, like fifty squirrels" 11:25 PM - 24 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 🔮 @raullgto my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀 11:08 PM - 29 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Jacob Bayless @Jake_5_Bayless Lifeguard at the lake: "EVERYONE PLEASE EXIT THE WATER, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A 5 YEAR OLD BOY IN BLUE SHORTS NAMED TITUS" Little boy standing next to me in blue shorts: "hey, my names Titus too" 06:08 PM - 09 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. non podhoretz @crookedroads770 I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach my two year old son what an owl was and he thought it was called a wood penguin 12:55 AM - 10 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Bran Stark @maxpalumbo5 When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part. 01:32 AM - 03 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. h @gothamsbatman Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: "Gently kiss the dolphin" My nephew: 10:58 AM - 28 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite