1.
Morning is absolutely, 100% the worst part of your day.
2.
The night before, you make plans to wake up early for once, but Morning You has other ideas.
3.
Because you frequently stay up way too late doing...well, nothing important.
4.
Even if you try to go to bed early to grab some more z's, your internal clock doesn't cooperate.
5.
Which makes the moment your alarm goes off that much worse.
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You have to set several morning alarms, because there's no way you'll wake up with just one.
7.
Although sometimes your morning alarm lets you down.
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And no matter when you set the alarm for, it always feels much too soon.
9.
You know you'll never be one of those well-coiffed people, because you'll never get up early enough to do it all.
10.
Because when morning comes, there's only one thing you really care about: more sleep.
11.
The few times you have gotten up early, it was probably just to change sleeping locations.
12.
You might make a half-hearted attempt at some morning exercise, but the allure of going back to sleep is just too tempting.
13.
Although you've kind of mastered the art of pretending to be a responsible person who didn't oversleep five different alarms.
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But you're pretty sure that nothing bad would ever happen if you just stayed in bed forever.
15.
Now, if only you could turn your love of sleep into some kind of profitable profession.
