1. The 'Kony 2012' guy got caught (on video!) masturbating in public
2. The biggest Apple story in years turned out to be made up
3. Rick Santorum took his shirt off
4. Norfolk State and Lehigh pulled off the biggest March Madness upsets in over a decade
5. George Clooney got arrested
March 16th, 2012: The day Twitter peaked. Is everyone feeling ok? What are we supposed to do now?