Updated on May 8, 2020. Posted on Oct 17, 2015

13 Dad Jokes Guaranteed To Slay This Halloween

"Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift?"

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Justine Zwiebel

by Justine Zwiebel

BuzzFeed Staff

Mike Spohr

BuzzFeed Staff

1. This joke about vampires:

2. This one about axe murderers:

3. This one about mummies:

4. This one about Taylor Swift:

5. This one about Jack O' Lanterns:

6. This one about werewolves:

7. This one about costumes:

8. This one about trick-or-treating:

9. This one about mass murderers:

10. This one about Dracula:

11. This one about the walking dead:

12. This one about witches:

13. And this one about ghosts:

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