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Who Actually Wore It Better?

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in noodles, your life is empty.

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  1. V. Stiviano (Donald Sterling’s Ex) or Luke Skywalker?

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    V. Stiviano
    Luke Skywalker
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    V. Stiviano swung for the fashion fences and parked it in the style section. While Luke looks like he couldn't dodge a racist dick if his life depended on it.

  2. Justin Timberlake or Spaghetti-haired pup?

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    Justin Timberlake
    Spaghetti-haired pup
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Spaghetti-haired pup looks like he's ready for the red carpet. While JT looks like he super glued noodles to his head.

  3. Gangster pup or Insane Clown Posse's Violent J?

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    Gangster pup
    Violent J
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ganger pup is making all the right style choices. While Violent J looks like he'll be sniffing his own feces tonight.

  4. Macklemore or Roger Klotz?

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    Macklemore
    Roger Klotz
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Roger Klotz looks like the talk of the town. While Macklemore looks like he's in need of some beanies from the thrift store.

  5. Katy Perry or Comic Book character Katy Keene?

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    Katy Perry
    Katy Keene
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Katy Keene is looking like the talk of the town. While Katy Perry looks like she's stealing her entire wardrobe from a comic book character.

  6. Secret Squirrel or Jared Leto?

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    Secret Squirrel
    Jared Leto
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Secret Squirrel school looks like he's ready for the red carpet. While Jared Leto looks like he's tired of people calling him Jesus.

  7. NFL Commish Roger Goodell or Chargers Logo Boy?

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    Roger Goodell
    Chargers Logo Boy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Chargers Logo Boy is scoring all the style points. While Roger Goodell looks like he heeds someone to pass him a box of Rogaine.

  8. Lucky the Leprechaun or Pharrell Williams?

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    Lucky the Leprechaun
    Pharrell Williams
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Lucky the Leprechaun is making all the right style choices. While everyone would be "Happy" if Pharrell just stopped wearing that goddamn hat.

  9. Pokemon trainer Misty or Cheech?

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    Pokemon trainer Misty
    Cheech
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Pokemon trainer Misty looks she's ready to catch them all. While Cheech looks like he's tripping Pokeballs.

  10. Nicki Minaj or Lime Helmet Kitten?

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    Nicki Minaj
    Lime Helmet Kitten
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Lime Helmet Kitten looks like the talk of the town. While Nicki Minaj looks she has a mouth full of Warheads.

  11. James Franco or Prickly Pears?

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    James Franco
    Prickly Pears
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Prickly Pears are sporting all the latest fashion trends. While James Franco looks like he'll scrape you with his prickly pear-like facial hair.

  12. Terry Richardson or Harry Monkey?

    Getty Images / Twitter: @Terry_World
    Terry Richardson
    Harry Monkey
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Harry Monkey looks like he's king of the style kingdom. While Terry Richardson just looks like a creeper.

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