Are You As Smart As An NFL Player?
While test questions aren't your strong point, there's a pretty high chance that you're awesome at other things, like badminton, walking into tables and flushing the toilet. But don't get discouraged! Read a book, retry the quiz, and you'll be on your way to greatness in no time.
You're the creative kingpin of your chosen field. You're too busy rewriting the history books to worry about a perfect test score. Keep on gracefully trucking to greatness, my friend. Nobody's going to stop you.
You're hyper-intelligent and unimpressed, but have an extremely bright future ahead of you. Teachers and coaches tremble at your unwavering wit. Go out tonight and celebrate, and toast to the gods who birthed you.
If there was an illuminati for smart athletes, you'd be the cot damn president. Above average test scores don't equal NFL success, but never mind that! Utilize your diabolical wit and toss around that pigskin, slick!
You might not have scored the highest, but no one questions your brilliance. You're versatility, never give up on plays, and you scare the pants off of most people you encounter.