13 Worst Parts Of Renewing Your Gym Membership

Because that holiday weight isn't going to drop itself, so back to the gym you go.

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1. Remembering how to use the equipment.

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Why do some of these machines look like medieval torture devices? And who peeled off the instructions from them? Whatever, you'll make it work.

2. Forgetting how much you sweat.

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You've been on the elliptical for five minutes, but look like you just ran a marathon. You are literally sweating buckets. What gives? Oh, yeah. You're out of shape.

4. Having to get up early to work out before work.

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Setting your alarm an hour earlier sounded great last night, but then The Matrix came on right before you went to bed, and you had to finish it even though you've seen it a million times. Now you are dangerously close to falling asleep on the treadmill and smashing your face in embarrassing glory.

5. Working out after work.

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So you slept through your alarm, no biggie. Just go after work because it's not like you won't be dog-ass tired or anything. And as a bonus, the gym is packed because everyone had the same idea.

13. Being sore the next day.

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Why did you do this to yourself? WHY? At least when people ask why you're so sore, you can say, "Been hittin' the gym," then walk away with smug satisfaction.