Buzz·Posted on Dec 30, 201317 Signs You're A Board Game Bully"No thanks." —Your friends, when asked if they want to play Monopoly with you.by Justin AbarcaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You. Can't. Lose. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF AMC / Via now-here-this.timeout.com No matter what the game may be, there is only one possible outcome: total domination and glorious victory. 2. You are warned before games start to calm down and take it easy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC / Via wifflegif.com When have you ever been nothing but the consummate understanding board game player? Oh, yeah, almost every single time. 3. You laugh at people who think board games are "fun." Warner Bros. / Via knowyourmeme.com Fun? Was Gettysburg fun? Was D-Day? No, they weren't, and neither is Settlers of Catan, but by George will you destroy everyone in your path. 4. If it's a game played in teams, you quickly size everyone up and get with the people who will best help you win. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CW / Via mooseleys.tumblr.com However, you quickly forget that they are on your team and start to alienate them as well. 5. You are constantly reminded that it's "just a game." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20th Century Fox / Via goodreads.com And you constantly remind everyone else you DGAF. 6. You know that timers are not to be trusted, and you watch them like a hawk. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MGM / Via giphy.com 7. You are always the banker in Monopoly. Via wikihow.com How better to implement your Draconian rule than to control the ebb and flow of the very currency you wish to hoard? 8. You have lost friends over games. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via youtube.com It's called "Battleship" for a reason, mostly because you are great at sinking relationships. 9. You've literally screamed when getting bad Scrabble letters. Via sonnyharding.wordpress.com FML!!! 10. Choosing your game piece is serious business. Via autoweek.com Everyone has their own preference for color, shape, what have you. The only thing that matters is that no one else chooses your piece or else they will suffer the wrath of your stink eye all game. 11. If losing, you believe it is a conspiracy against you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX / Via comicvine.com There is no way you are this far behind unless all the other players have come together in solidarity to take you down, right? 12. Surprise! Everyone does gang up on you! FOX / Via heroscapers.com Well, what else did you expect after accusing everyone of cheating? A cookie? 13. You pause games to make sure the rules are being followed. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF latenightwithjimmyfallon.com That is unless you've memorized the rules already. In which case, bravo. 14. But will totally bluff your way through a move if need be. Via tabletophell.com Hey, it's just a game, right? 15. Catching someone on a technicality makes your day. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF FOX / Via wifflegif.com Sorry, but "U.S.S.R." is not acceptable when the answer is clearly "Russia." Nice try, though. 16. You are a sore loser, but a worse winner. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Paramount / Via societykilledtheblonde.tumblr.com "Gloating" is too light of a word for you after you win. Maybe "insufferable exultation"? 17. You have found out, after the fact, that you were not invited to numerous game nights. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MGM / Via weheartit.com It's OK, though. When bar trivia night rolls around, it's you they'll come running to.