17 Signs You're A Board Game Bully

"No thanks." —Your friends, when asked if they want to play Monopoly with you.

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2. You are warned before games start to calm down and take it easy.

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When have you ever been nothing but the consummate understanding board game player? Oh, yeah, almost every single time.

3. You laugh at people who think board games are "fun."

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Fun? Was Gettysburg fun? Was D-Day? No, they weren't, and neither is Settlers of Catan, but by George will you destroy everyone in your path.

4. If it's a game played in teams, you quickly size everyone up and get with the people who will best help you win.

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However, you quickly forget that they are on your team and start to alienate them as well.

10. Choosing your game piece is serious business.

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Everyone has their own preference for color, shape, what have you. The only thing that matters is that no one else chooses your piece or else they will suffer the wrath of your stink eye all game.

11. If losing, you believe it is a conspiracy against you.

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There is no way you are this far behind unless all the other players have come together in solidarity to take you down, right?

17. You have found out, after the fact, that you were not invited to numerous game nights.

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It's OK, though. When bar trivia night rolls around, it's you they'll come running to.