2.
You are warned before games start to calm down and take it easy.
3.
You laugh at people who think board games are "fun."
4.
If it's a game played in teams, you quickly size everyone up and get with the people who will best help you win.
5.
You are constantly reminded that it's "just a game."
6.
You know that timers are not to be trusted, and you watch them like a hawk.
7.
You are always the banker in Monopoly.
8.
You have lost friends over games.
9.
You've literally screamed when getting bad Scrabble letters.
10.
Choosing your game piece is serious business.
11.
If losing, you believe it is a conspiracy against you.
12.
Surprise! Everyone does gang up on you!
13.
You pause games to make sure the rules are being followed.
14.
But will totally bluff your way through a move if need be.
15.
Catching someone on a technicality makes your day.
16.
You are a sore loser, but a worse winner.
17.
You have found out, after the fact, that you were not invited to numerous game nights.
