1. The Punk Rock Golden Girls infinitecircus.tumblr.com Chain mail chic? Check. 2. Ms. Mega Boxer imgur.com "Yeah, I drive a Hoveround. Doesn't mean I won't knock the crap out of you." 3. Mr. Been There Done That vivirnoesalgomalo.tumblr.com This is either the coolest landlord ever or the worst. Either way, rent's due, buddy. 4. The Brittle Bones Brigade distortedgirl29.tumblr.com They were carving up pools and park benches before you were even born. 5. Mr. and Mrs. Canvas you-don-t-have-to-believe-me.tumblr.com People are always like, "Don't get a tattoo! Imagine what they will look like when you get older!" Awesome is what they'll look like, punk. 6. Ms. Annie Get Your Gun theplebeian.tumblr.com "Edith! You still at that boxing game? Check this out! I'm slaying these zombies bitches!" 7. Miss Puff Puff Pass jandilicious.tumblr.com That cigar was twice as long 20 minutes ago. 8. The Fashionistas vbearmish.tumblr.com "Oh, you started a clothing line? How cute. Is it for babies?" 9. The Senior Sensei imgur.com "They said I could be anything, so I became a Octogenarian Ninja Turtle." 10. The Lose Yourself Choir View this video on YouTube "I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it." — Eminem 11. Señora Who Gives A Shit? wheretheskymeetstheearth.tumblr.com I think this lady coined the phrase "smoke 'em if you got 'em." 12. Ms. Might As Well Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF giphy.com Grandma got implants, and they were glorious. 13. M.C. Grandma itsdeviibitch.tumblr.com She didn't choose the thug life, she created it. 14. Mr. How The Hell Do You Do That? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via ohmagif.com Don't try this at home, you aren't old enough yet. 15. Ms. Thang weheartit.com Yes you are, ma'am. Yes you are. 16. Mrs. Moped Flickr: 82796672@N00 "Oh, the bike? That's for haulin' ass and smokin' grass." 17. Mrs. Honesty une-licorne-noire.tumblr.com She's smiling because she hates you, but in the sweetest way possible. 18. Great Aunt Smokey weheartit.com Marijuana; Bringing Generations Together Since... Wait, Are There Still Cookies? 19. Grandpa Kickflip Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF exilegamersonline.com Tony Hawk got oooooold. 20. Miss Thrasher chillyouguys.tumblr.com "Double heelflip to darkslide? Pussy." 21. Madam Protest flickr.com "Fuck you, civil unrest." 22. The Workhorse ifyoulikemovies.tumblr.com "I don't really see a need to retire as long as I am having fun." — Stan Lee 23. ... And these ladies who twerk it out. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via youtube.com Take that, Miley!