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18 Panic-Inducing Moments Every Thirtysomething Has

"Where'd that mole come from?"

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4. When you run into a friend you haven’t seen since you were both in your early twenties and they look OLD, and then you wonder if you look the same.


5. When you explain your life situation to someone and they say, “Well, at least you’re not 40 yet.”

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Wait, what does something happen at 40 that I don't know? Does even more stuff change? Tell me!


14. When one of your young co-workers mentions their favorite childhood TV show, and you realize that you were in college when it first aired.

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"Yeah, I know that show All Those Thornberry Stevens. I'm still hip." – A clueless you.

16. When you realize you made plans for Saturday night, and all you really want to do is stay home in bed and watch Netflix.

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Once I put my sweats on there is no way you're getting me out to some loud bar. Sorry not sorry.