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How Big Of A Dick Are You?

Well, are you?

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  1. 1. Do you like Nickelback?

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    "How You Remind Me" is on repeat in my house. So, you tell me.
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    Not really my cup of tea, but to each his own.
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    Hell no! My musical choices are far superior, and anybody who thinks otherwise is stupid.
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    Actually more a Creed fan, myself.
  2. 2. Could you be friends with this guy?

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    I am Spencer Pratt.
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    Dude is my hero! He lives his life like a boss!
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    Sure, why not? Probably has some fun stories.
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    Hell no! What a loser.
  3. 3. You go on a date. Who pays?

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    I do, since I asked them out.
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    My presence is payment enough.
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    They insisted, even though I tried to pay. Next one is on me.
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    Like my dad always said, "If you pay then they gotta lay." LOL
  4. 4. Would you wear this?

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    Was it a present? Then yes, don't want to seem ungrateful.
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    Guys who wear this are douchebags. I wouldn't be caught dead in one.
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    I'm more into Affliction stuff.
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    TAPOOOOOOOOOOOOUT! *crushes Bud Light can on head*
  5. 5. Do you respond to missed calls and emails quickly?

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    I'll get to them when I'm damn good and ready.
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    Yes, or as soon as I can. I'm sort of busy.
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    Eh, fuck 'em.
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    Depends on if I owe the person money or not.
  6. 6. Do you hold the door open for people?

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    What am I, a monster? Of course I do.
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    If they have arms, they can open it themselves.
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    Depends on how hot the person is.
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    Nope. I also push the "close door" button on elevators when people are trying to get on.
  7. 7. How do you feel about gourmet food?

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    Gross. Yuck. If it's foreign I'm throwin'. Up. Throwing up.
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    Love it. I'll try anything once.
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    I am a total foodie. Have you seen my Instagram?
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    I'm actually really into probiotic-veganism right now. Can I tell you about it?
  8. 8. An asteroid is hurtling towards Earth and you have one last day. How do you spend it?

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    With my friends and family enjoying the time we have left together.
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    Drinking beer and watching porn.
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    Trying to get laid by as many people as possible. I'm going out with a bang!
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    Figuring out how to stop that damn asteroid. I have Radiohead tickets!
  9. 9. Your S.O. says "I love you" for the first time. What do you do?

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    Say "I love you" back and kiss them passionately.
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    Run away. You can't cling to what you can't catch.
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    Explain that at this moment in time, you have a lot going on, and now isn't the best time for "love," and...
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    Say "I know," then get frozen in carbonite.
  10. 10. A random person across the street trips and falls. You:

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    Laugh and yell, "Way to go, Einstein!" Even though that doesn't make sense.
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    Ask if they are OK, and proceed accordingly.
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    Luckily you caught it on Vine. #epicfail
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    Someone tripped? Sorry, I was too busy thinking about that Radiohead concert.
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