1. Albert Brooks
“Baby corn? I mean who eats this stuff? Babies at barbecues? It’s just giving me an ulcer thinking about it.”
2. Robert De Niro
“Who you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Cuz I’m just a kid… I mean an adult.”
3. Gary Busey
“B.I.G. stands for Berating Ignorant Godzillas. Like when a Godzilla is all like, ‘I think climate change is a hoax’ and you have to be all ‘You idiot! It’s real! Like you!’. Happened to me last week.”
4. Harrison Ford
“What do you mean it turns into a building?! Who’s idea of a joke is this?! I’M INNOCENT, DAMN YOU!”
5. John Travolta
“I don’t think that this is the right way to expunge our thetans, but it’s a hell of a lot more fun!”
- In case you missed it: Trump and Clinton roasted each other at a charity dinner and it was awkward AF 😬
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- A Mexican judge has approved the extradition of drug cartel leader Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán to the United States.
- This guy casually sat in a flooding Starbucks during intense storms in Hong Kong and became the internet's newest hero.