1. Albert Brooks
“Baby corn? I mean who eats this stuff? Babies at barbecues? It’s just giving me an ulcer thinking about it.”
2. Robert De Niro
“Who you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Cuz I’m just a kid… I mean an adult.”
3. Gary Busey
“B.I.G. stands for Berating Ignorant Godzillas. Like when a Godzilla is all like, ‘I think climate change is a hoax’ and you have to be all ‘You idiot! It’s real! Like you!’. Happened to me last week.”
4. Harrison Ford
“What do you mean it turns into a building?! Who’s idea of a joke is this?! I’M INNOCENT, DAMN YOU!”
5. John Travolta
“I don’t think that this is the right way to expunge our thetans, but it’s a hell of a lot more fun!”
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