1. You own multiple black ties.
2. You know multiple napkin folds.
3. You see Ryan Seacrest on television and say to the person sitting next to you, "I've been in his house. He's really nice."
4. You think "Party Down" is a drama.
5. You nitpick everything at weddings.
6. You over-tip at restaurants.
7. Your co-workers are all working on "projects."
8. You have served Scott Baio.
9. You have parked your crap car outside of a multi-million dollar mansion.
10. You have taken a lunch break in someone's garage next to their Bugatti.
11. You have taken a lunch break next to a dumpster.
12. Your forearms are ripped from tray-passing drinks.
13. You have seen a Rothko hanging in a dining room that nobody eats in.
14. You correct people on the pronunciation of "charcuterie."
15. You constantly look for hiding places to check your phone/ eat appetizers.
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