This is Gayla Thompson and her husband Ryan.
Thompson recently had some free time and decided to shoot a Halloween-themed "dudeoir" shoot with her husband.
"I'm newish to photography and was testing out some lighting one day and just seriously think dudeoir photos are hilarious," Thompson told BuzzFeed.
Here's Ryan ~caressing~ two beb pumpkins while smoldering.
And here's Ryan in repose in nothing but a 'kin and a flower.
Giving you a look that says LET ME WARM UP THAT PSL FOR YOU.
Giving you LEAF PEEPING REALNESS right here.
Please keep calm and keep those pumpkins warm, Ryan.