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    This 26-Year-Old Got Paid $7,000 To Roll Elaborate Custom Joints And My Life Is A Joke

    *Quits job*

    Look closely at this image. It appears to be a large papier-mâché machine gun. BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A JOINT.

    Tony GreenHands / Via instagram.com

    This isn't actually a slice of pizza, it's a JOINT SHAPED LIKE A PIECE OF PIZZA. AKA HEAVEN.

    Tony GreenHands / Via instagram.com

    Both are the works of this guy, Tony Greenhand, who gets paid big money for his ~artistic~ joints.

    Tony GreenHands / Via instagram.com

    And yes, this is two-pound joint. Yes.

    The 26-year-old from Albany, Oregon, told Vocativ that he charges thousands of dollars for commissioned joints.

    Tony GreenHands / Via instagram.com

    Greenhand's largest commission thus far has been for a client who asked him to make a bunch of joints that looked like weapons. He charged $7,000.

    "When I first started creative rolling there was not many people out there who did it," Greenhand told BuzzFeed. "Those who did stuck to the same designs. Each new joint is challenging based on new concepts that I attempt to apply, for instance I have some joints with working parts, or removable parts. Some of my joints have incorporated fuses, oils or skewers to help guide the burn."

    This doesn't just look like a grenade — it functions like one, too.

    Tony GreenHand / Via instagram.com

    As Greenhand explained in his Instagram caption, "to smoke this grenade you remove the pin before lighting and inhale through the trigger casing."

    "Being open to new ideas creates the challenge," Greenhand told BuzzFeed of his creative joint-making. "I could make the same thing every day but that isn't what this is about for me."

    Tony GreenHand / Via instagram.com

    Sorry, Smokémon Go is probably better than Pokémon Go.

    Here's an ode to the High Priest of Weed, Tommy Chong.

    Tony GreenHand / Via instagram.com

    And OMG, a pot peacock.

    “Most of my days I sit at home and I roll joints and I smoke them and it’s a good life,” Greenhand told Vocativ. “Now it seems pretty basic when I say it like that. But I guess there’s more to it.”

    GO, THIS GUY!

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