Look closely at this image. It appears to be a large papier-mâché machine gun. BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A JOINT.
This isn't actually a slice of pizza, it's a JOINT SHAPED LIKE A PIECE OF PIZZA. AKA HEAVEN.
Both are the works of this guy, Tony Greenhand, who gets paid big money for his ~artistic~ joints.
The 26-year-old from Albany, Oregon, told Vocativ that he charges thousands of dollars for commissioned joints.
Greenhand's largest commission thus far has been for a client who asked him to make a bunch of joints that looked like weapons. He charged $7,000.
"When I first started creative rolling there was not many people out there who did it," Greenhand told BuzzFeed. "Those who did stuck to the same designs. Each new joint is challenging based on new concepts that I attempt to apply, for instance I have some joints with working parts, or removable parts. Some of my joints have incorporated fuses, oils or skewers to help guide the burn."