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This Is The Most Important Bagel Poll You'll Ever Take

The most important questions you'll ever answer, TBH.

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  1. First thing's first: Toasted or untoasted?

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First thing's first: Toasted or untoasted?
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    Toasted! Are you CRAZY?
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    Untoasted! It's so much better when it's chewy.
  1. Scoop or no scoop?

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Scoop or no scoop?
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    Scoop!
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    Why would I remove the best part of the bagel?
  1. Do you eat 'em open-faced or like a sandwich?

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Do you eat 'em open-faced or like a sandwich?
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    Open-faced all the way.
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    Sandwich life is the life for me.
  1. Butter on a bagel?

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Butter on a bagel?
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    It's delicious!
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    Are you a heathen?
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    If there is absolutely nothing else available to me, FINE.
  1. OK, how about cream cheese?

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OK, how about cream cheese?
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    It is the one true way. The light and the power.
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    I could give or take it.
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    Kind of gross, tbh.
  1. Would you ever peanut butter?

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Would you ever peanut butter?
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    Sure, why not?
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    Are you crazy?
  1. How do you ~feel~ about flavored cream cheese?

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How do you ~feel~ about flavored cream cheese?
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    Yes to veggie cream cheese.
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    Yes to strawberry cream cheese.
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    Love me lox cream cheese.
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    All for scallion cream cheese.
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    They are all so gross.
  1. A little bit of schmear or a lot?

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A little bit of schmear or a lot?
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    So much schmear! Give me ALL THE SCHMEAR.
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    Just a light sprinkling of schmear.
  1. Lox or no lox?

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Lox or no lox?
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    Yes, I love lox!
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    Hells to the nah.
  1. What's your bagel flavor of choice?

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What's your bagel flavor of choice?
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    Plain
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    Sesame Seed
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    Poppy Seed
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    Cinnamon Raisin
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    Wheat
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    Pumpernickel
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    Onion
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    Egg
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    Salt
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    Garlic
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    Everything
  1. Are bagels the most perfect food?

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Are bagels the most perfect food?
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    Yes.
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    Oh god, yes.