2.
When you want to draw bae like one of those French girls.
3.
When you have literally no control over your raw sex appeal.
4.
When u know the Chipotle is more important than the dozen roses:
5.
But also prioritize pizza over sex:
6.
When you clarify your values.
7.
When you get in a fight.
8.
When you're just too competitive:
9.
When you get real about your feelings:
10.
When you're trying to romance your girl:
11.
This also works, tbh.
12.
When your relationship isn't your top priority:
13.
And when you're kind of gross, and probably don't deserve to have a girlfriend anyway.
