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Camp Rock really was that movie
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Misogynists: my dick does whatever it wants Male feminists: it just makes me so sad that my dick does whatever it wants
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he hate the tomate.
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holy fucking shit men on line lmao
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look at this asshole
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The '90s was a time where people were willing to believe that a paranoid conspiracy theorist could be extremely hot.
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i'll rest my bitch face when I'm dead.
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i carry your heart with me (i carry it in a tiny cooler like for beer) i am never without it (it's my job to get it to the operating room)
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I got a bunch of dental surgery and while waiting for a cab to go home a dude catcalled me so I just let a ton of blood fall out my mouth
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I bet Robert Mueller is a guy who opens presents by carefully peeling off each piece of tape, trying not to tear the wrapping paper. #hurry
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me: hey @anjapatel:
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take a little time out of your day to watch this 🐾
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Imagine the dumbest person you know. Now imagine them drunk. Now imagine them finishing your sentences. -- the inventor of autocorrect