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What’s with this dude that keeps saying “Turn around” in “Total Eclipse of the Heart”? Man, shut the fuck up, she’s trying to sing a song.
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ME: run it again WAITER: ma'am, it's a Blockbuster card from 1994 ME *leans in close* I said run it again
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R.I.P my moms vagina
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the ground is denouncing white supremacists
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radical islam
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The Martin Shkreli's jury selection transcript is *kisses fingers* https://t.co/7Sd6WYDpZ6
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friendly reminder about the resistance as femme, brown, international and taking no shit ever you got antifa, we g… https://t.co/14CkVcdp9C
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RT if you are also tired & ugly and just want to sleep
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me on my resume: im friendly, outgoing, and have a bright, bubbly personality! me at the interview:
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Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them.
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my ex was behind me in the popeyes drive thru and he screams out his window "you fucking lied about hating chicken bitch"
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This is what happens when men have creative control. A butt crack on top of another butt crack.