Buzz·Posted on Oct 8, 2017Literally Just 14 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week"Why the fuck would you want to go big when you can go home?"by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. $YLV @sylviemcmanaman BOYS! get ur eyebrows threaded !! not only will it improve ur looks by 600% but also hurts like a bitch and u all suck and deserve to suffer 06:17 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. common sad girl @sadgirlkms why the fuck would u wanna go big when u can go home 03:06 PM - 03 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. blarn @fzed_ So this morning I was hanging out with my boyfriend and he turned to me and said "who do you think will get married… https://t.co/OH3sqZExgX 11:24 AM - 03 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Bess Kalb @bessbell Ladies bear with me I haven't slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!! 04:00 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin Hey old rich powerful pervs, there’s someone I’d like you to meet. (consequences walks out from backstage) (crowd loses their minds) 09:00 PM - 05 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Michelle Markowitz @michmarkowitz Whenever I don't like one of my friends new boyfriends, I always wonder if Eva Braun's friends also used the line "He seems....nice." 08:49 PM - 01 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. brynn @hard_candyjpeg Deactivating 03:29 AM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Molly Roth @linoleumsquare Exes are kind of like celebrities in that they are strangers about whom you know many jarring personal details 11:42 PM - 02 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jasmyn Lawson @JasmynBeKnowing My current chapter in life is called: Does He Like Me or My Tweets? 09:04 PM - 03 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ana Gasteyer @AnaGasteyer I feel like Daylight Savings Time could be the final straw for a lot of us this year. 11:03 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 🍒 @fentyy Sex is intimate and sacred. Your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with anyone who doesn't love Rihanna. 06:05 PM - 03 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Kirsten King @KirstenKing_ I found it. The pic that sums up how I feel every morning when I read the news: 04:42 PM - 04 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14.