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Literally Just 14 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

"Why the fuck would you want to go big when you can go home?"

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BOYS! get ur eyebrows threaded !! not only will it improve ur looks by 600% but also hurts like a bitch and u all suck and deserve to suffer

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why the fuck would u wanna go big when u can go home

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So this morning I was hanging out with my boyfriend and he turned to me and said "who do you think will get married… https://t.co/OH3sqZExgX

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Ladies bear with me I haven't slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!!

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Hey old rich powerful pervs, there’s someone I’d like you to meet. (consequences walks out from backstage) (crowd loses their minds)

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Whenever I don't like one of my friends new boyfriends, I always wonder if Eva Braun's friends also used the line "He seems....nice."

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Exes are kind of like celebrities in that they are strangers about whom you know many jarring personal details

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My current chapter in life is called: Does He Like Me or My Tweets?

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I feel like Daylight Savings Time could be the final straw for a lot of us this year.

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Sex is intimate and sacred. Your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with anyone who doesn't love Rihanna.

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I found it. The pic that sums up how I feel every morning when I read the news:

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