It's come to our attention that there are some men out there that aren't sure about how to poop and wipe their butts and we've been forced 2 take a stand.
Let's break it down, shall we:
MEN.
MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: This woman's boyfriend who sharted on a blanket and then decided to COOK while wearing it.
Here's what she said.
"He was wrapped in a blanket yesterday and farted and then immediately went to the bathroom and i realized there was a bunch of small stains there where his bum had just been...Then today after we discussed it a little bit further...I saw him wearing it again while he was cooking something for me."
Exhibit B: This woman, whose boyfriend "had a bunch of poop stains" on both his underwear and his sheets.
Yeah, this is an issue.
"In his pile of clothing I noticed that his underwear had a bunch of poop stains. ON my last day, there was a stain on the sheets and he didn't appear to think much of it. His hygiene is pretty good otherwise. I don't know if he is pooping himself or not wiping completely."
Exhibit C: This woman, who's complaining on a Reddit relationships forum about her boyfriend who has brown stains on his boxers and a musty "butt odor."
HONESTLY GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
"His chair, his pants, and himself during sex has a very musty, distinctly "butt odor."