You Can Finally Lick Your Cat With This Giant Silicone Tongue The Way You Always Wanted
Because you really wanted to, didn't you?
I know, I know — you were like, how can me and my cat be EVEN CLOSER and freak all my friends and family out?
Well, thank the furry gawds for the Licki Brush, a giant faux silicone tongue brush you stick in your mouth that allows you to lick your cat like another cat might.
The Licki is currently raising funds for production via Kickstarter. Its aim is to simulate real cat grooming.
According to the Licki Brush folks, cats LOVE IT.
And it's true, these three cats seem resigned to their respective Licki Brush fates.
But I am pretty sure that if I tried this on my cat, Bruce, I would be straight-up cat-murdered.
Bruce does not suffer any damn fools. Also, she has very sharp fucking claws and teeth and a very short fuse.
Basically, I'm not putting my face that close to Bruce's claws any time soon.