Buzz·Posted on Nov 12, 2017Just 19 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week"Who named them Kegels and not Puss Ups?"by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. rat mic @loopzoop My last brain cell trying to formulate longer tweets knowing damn well the internet took my literacy 5 years ago 12:11 AM - 08 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Ashley Ward @ashleyjward You had me at "press ham into a muffin tin". 07:50 PM - 08 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. 6. JennyPentland @JennyPentland who named them kegels and not puss ups 02:11 AM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Gennefer Gross @Gennefer A reboot of SEX AND THE CITY with Jeff Goldblum playing all four characters. 04:42 AM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. aimee @aimeeclarke *uses last breath to grunt in Extremely Manly Voice* living is for GIRLS 06:31 AM - 06 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. rich pie @arabellesicardi peak beauty luxury is invisibility. ghosts have won 08:05 PM - 09 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. Megan Beth Koester @bornferal STATUS UPDATE: Waiting for history to vindicate me, as it always does 04:30 PM - 09 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Krista Doyle @Krista_Doyle Sometimes I won't double text my fiancé because I don't want to come on too strong, then I remember that she agreed to literally marry me. 04:25 PM - 09 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. alison becker @thealisonbecker One my biggest life regrets is seeing The Sandlot at an outdoor screening and there was a very tall guy in a tall c… https://t.co/EuJ8XrCbTe 05:08 PM - 09 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Desi @DesiJed I miss the days when seeing a celebrity trend meant that they were dead and not a rapist. 12:04 AM - 09 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz therapist: how have you been me: *hair falling out, can't focus on work, constantly anxious, none of my old hobbie… https://t.co/CI62eDcL1V 09:27 PM - 08 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa i'm teaching myself 2 play guitar but don't worry it's ONLY so i can have SOMETHING IN COMMON with boys who don't give a shit about me! 12:59 AM - 06 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 19.